*throws the remains of a party that accidentally teleported into rock*

Having gained incredible strength from the sensu bean, I throw the entire island from Lost into space and wait to see what happens when the countdown reaches 0 while in space.

I stop time right before the countdown reaches 0, only resuming it once the countdown is negative. As a result, the countdown is never 0 and therefore nothing happens.

I then take the countdown, now negative, and throw it at the above user.

Now that the bunker, having been ripped from the island's interior, is blasting a magnetic shockwave strong enough to rip commercial airliners apart; re-entry into Earth's atmosphere demolishes several Starlink satellites, a cargo plane packed with a solar panel delivery, an entire flock of starlings, and a nuclear missile silo. As the several-miles-away mushroom cloud grows bigger than my thumb, I throw up my arms in frustration that my experiment was ruined by somebody who doesn't understand that a computer counting down is as prone to time stopping as anything else.

But at least we have another moon, now with tropical plants!

^ Presses Dave Chapelle's "Wrap It Up" button on that box and tosses it

*throws a Dave Chapelle boycott*

I throw several thousand Dave Chapelle tickets over a thick crowd because I'm not racist.

*I throw a complaint alleging that the tickets themselves support racism*

^ *throws a tantrum, a conniption, a meltdown and a hissy fit*

I throw a laughing fit at baseless allegations being thrown around outside the thread dedicated for it.

I throw a bunch of nonsensical allegations, including the allegation that this topic is the reason that Final Fantasy 5 did not originally get released outside of Japan.